tag urself as my housemates

jeezypetes:

Sarah R:
-small and cute
-always stressed
-says “sorry” a lot

Sarah H:
-farts all the time
-sings annoyingly
-loves dogs

Sadiaa:
-sleeps on the couch
-eats microwave noodles every day
-has more friends than the rest of us combined

Me:
-beautiful and funny
-loves unicorns
-never pays rent or utilities on time

Agatha ll:
-a venus flytrap
-we left her here over thanksgiving break with no one to water her
-deceased

Christie
- a rodent that lives in the walls of my room
-mysterious
-loud chewer

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