grindbuster:
“ • He was grown in a test tube.
• He can speak 30 languages, 3 of which are only spoken by wrestlers.
• He does not know there is a world outside of the WWE.
• There are hundreds of earlier versions of him frozen in an underground...

grindbuster:

  1. He was grown in a test tube.
  2. He can speak 30 languages, 3 of which are only spoken by wrestlers.
  3. He does not know there is a world outside of the WWE.
  4. There are hundreds of earlier versions of him frozen in an underground lab.
  5. He has troubling dreams about a vast blue emptiness above him that he doesn’t understand.
  6. Even though he is the perfect genetically engineered wrestler, a lone scientist secretly worked to make an improved version of him.
  7. His twin brother Dark John Cena is real and he is dangerous.
  8. Dark John Cena is full of rage and vengeance against the WWE and humanity as a whole for his creation and imprisonment.
  9. John Cena is the only thing powerful enough to face his brother. The clash between these two will decide the fate of the world.
  10. He wasnt really a US Marine.

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