talking to people who like metal

guy hey man do you listen to any metal?

me a little bit

guy have you heard of funnel filled with rats? they're sick

me uh, nope

guy what about bloodswamp gut grass?

guy or how about dogflesh tiny knife?

guy elephantiasis of the ribs?

guy engorged phallus?

guy tiny needles that feel like big needles?

guy the spear in thy dark heart?

guy cat's mouth marauders?

guy cave system filled with orcs?