talking to people who like metal

  • guy: hey man do you listen to any metal?
  • me: a little bit
  • guy: have you heard of funnel filled with rats? they're sick
  • me: uh, nope
  • guy: what about bloodswamp gut grass?
  • guy: or how about dogflesh tiny knife?
  • guy: elephantiasis of the ribs?
  • guy: engorged phallus?
  • guy: tiny needles that feel like big needles?
  • guy: the spear in thy dark heart?
  • guy: cat's mouth marauders?
  • guy: cave system filled with orcs?
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