Host: “ Oil out the muffin with a little bit of coconut oil, or vegan margarine.”

[ Cryptic, sinister voices singing to ominous tune]

“~ Vegan margarine. Whole wheat flour, baking powder, cinnamon, sea salt. Raisins, non-dairy milk, maple syrup, extra virgin oil!~”

Host: “ Pre-heated my oven to 300.”