November 30th, 2015 at 8:17AM

15 things girls should NEVER wear in public

franklycats:

1. Shoes made of broken glass
2. Untested jetpack
3. Meat tunic in feral dog country
4. Full suit of armor in the pool
5. High heels in a horror movie
6. Deer costume during hunting season
7. A fake bomb vest at an airport
8. An actual bomb vest
9. Glitter eyeshadow that contains botfly pheromones 
10. Deodorant scented with baby vomit
11. Loafers that are actually just dead seagulls you jammed your feet into
12. Leaky backpack full of cream of mushroom soup
13. Necklace made of human ears
14. Dress made of angry wasps
15. Mohair sweater that is currently on fire

I’m sick of posts like this telling women what not to wear based on some arbitrary rules of “fashion.” I live in feral dog country and i look great in a meat tunic

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  9. lyserg1de said: Ill embalm me som ears and rock that
  10. lyserg1de said: Why not an ear necklace?
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