Some facts about cryptids
- Nessie is a lesbian.
- A secret Cryptid Circus exists (don’t worry—it’s 100% humane). You cannot get tickets to it, ever.
- I myself am a cryptid.
- Chupacabra is a major Pink Floyd buff and owns a sizable collection of band paraphernalia.
- The Kraken is actually a uniquely intelligent tuna in a mech suit.
chupacabra sounds like they don’t know REAL prog rock
Chupacabra chuckles and says your generation will never understand. Chupacabra wants to show you a Doonesbury comic—did you know they’re online now!