Some facts about cryptids

yungmethuselah:

chayasaturday:

yungmethuselah:

  • Nessie is a lesbian.
  • A secret Cryptid Circus exists (don’t worry—it’s 100% humane). You cannot get tickets to it, ever.
  • I myself am a cryptid.
  • Chupacabra is a major Pink Floyd buff and owns a sizable collection of band paraphernalia.
  • The Kraken is actually a uniquely intelligent tuna in a mech suit.

chupacabra sounds like they don’t know REAL prog rock

Chupacabra chuckles and says your generation will never understand. Chupacabra wants to show you a Doonesbury comic—did you know they’re online now!

(via errorschacha)

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