you cant fuck the skeleton band from the 1967 halloween special “mad monster party”. i always wondered why they had that hair and now i realize theyre supposed to be the beatles. drawing one of my trademark wild conclusions i guess in this universe the beatles must have all died simultaneously. you can wonder who or what caused their deaths, but mi amigo you’ll find it a momentous task to derive any kind of stimulation from these departed liverpudlians’ dusty, dickless pelvises. “dry bones” indeed. speaking of which i havent done a post on yellow submarine yet have i. now theres a thought. i bet somebody out there wants to jork the blue meanies