Future Past Bachelor Pad
hey baby why don’t you come over and play my swim-up pinball game
i got swim-up foosball and swim-up slot machines too babe it is truly something other than else, we are talking far fucking out
later we can chill on my giant ashtray full of sweet potatoes and monitor my cliff-mounted radio telescope for vibes sent by groovy extraterrestrial beings
everything is copacetic in the future