favorite slang terms for penis

outofcontextbuffy:

champagnemanagement:

  • kicky-wicky (1602)
  • long plum (1613)
  • bald-pate friar (1656)
  • silent flute (1720)
  • gaying instrument (1811)
  • liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)
  • master of ceremonies (1890)
  • father confessor (1890)
  • quimstick (1896)
  • patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)
  • ambassador (1927)
  • kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)
  • dingle-doodle (1935)
  • dingwallace (1951)
  • snorker (1963)
  • corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

@witchydarling

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