aries are you having a crap of me mate?? Are you, having a crap of me mate

taurus im sorry to everyone who has ever wanted me to apologize to them for something, and im sorry for apologizing tio you if you didnt need me to

gemini maybe sometimes both sides... are good and bad at the same time??? im sorry if im doing this wrong. it is difficult to write

cancer ((SPILLING BLOOD ALL OVER KEYBOARD) THIS IS WHAT U WANT. THIS IS WHAT U FUCKING BASTARDS WANT RIGHT (1 WEEK LATER) WHY ARE THE KEYS STICKING

leo i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things

virgo THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree

libra i feel a good balance of nice energy & rude energy cioming through the monitor at me, and i think i will stay online for about 3 more hours.

scorpio i put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like "oh tortures bad","its ineffective" fuck off

sagittarius i vow to continue improving my Posture uuntil my chest consumes the earth

capricorn i have no idea how that turd got on your ceiling, but it definitely didn't fly out of my shorts while iwas doing a backflip!

aquarius im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth

pisces im going to close my account for uhhh 90 seconds until yyou fucking people learn how to engage content creators in a meaningful handsome way