inrealityadream

Who the fuck names horses

bonerfart

you think the jockey who rode scat daddy would giggle to himself throughout every race like ‘I still can’t believe we got away with this’?

speedwag

i learned this once while playing a horse race gambling game at a bowling alley but no 2 race horses are allowed to have the same name like. throughout history. if a racing horse had that name in fuckin 1894 u cant use it. its really fuckin difficult to name a race horse and sometimes u just gotta go w something ridiculous