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You know what? I’m not afraid of Capitalism’s golden goose mentality anymore, I’m looking for a lighthearted evening away from my life and I’m going to watch the Minions movie.

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sweet jesus it’s narrated

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you know what never mind I can’t do this, guys, it’s been eleven minutes 8 seconds and they’ve sung twice and even the main ones have no personalities it’s all crap it’s all just crap and physical humor and it’s all just garbage God is dead and these banana fuckers killed Him