some type of adult girl

cheesoisuncool:

Internet ‘e’ - 9/10

When I opened this a chirpy-looking little e with a lemon slice on it showed up at the bottom of my screen. The typefont makes it seem like it is smiling with glee, which I thought was comforting to look at. Maker of this is Microsoft, which might make microwaves or something? In which case the ‘e’ stands for energy, or e-cooking

Pros: I enjoyed looking at the cute e.

Cons: A weird white frame shows up every time I use it?

Internet chrome - 4/10

I was sorely dissapointed. I wanted to like chrome but if you take just one look at the little picture its obvious that none of the colors are chrome, its red and green and yellow and blue and a little pit of white around the middle. And if that wasn’t enough my mouse disconnected after I opened this so i had to stop planning my scale replica of woody woodpecker with the curvy line tool in paint

Pros: Looks sort of like a beach ball…

Cons: A liar who sinfully disrespected me.

Internet fire fox - 6/10 (?)

This made me really distressed at first because I thought the animal was being hurt but when I opened it I was greeted with an epic tapestry of a fox ascending its mortal limits and spanning the entire earth in one miraculous fiery leap. Astounding. I don’t know if foxes can actually do this but I didn’t have any resources at the time to investigate it, just this weird little picture.

Pros: A reminder of how brilliantly life shines before its end.

Cons: Maybe it’s not the earth but just like a ball its holding and rolling about with?

(via drunxpla)