“Don’t get me wrong, I love my son, and both Mark and I were thrilled about his early cognitive development, but it can sometimes be overwhelming when our infant is screaming things like, “Soda! There must be soda! Soda for me, the boy! Soda for the boy! I am the boy!” in the deafening baritone voice of a furious middle-aged man at all hours of the day and night.”
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