kiahtattegrain asked: What would you say to humanity?
Top historieofbeafts Life Advice:
5. Always keep a well stocked spice cabinet. It could save your life.
4. Make sure to check beaver stones are genuine before you buy. Nobody likes being cheated.
3. Lion grease.
2. If you are sleeping without a wolf’s head under your pillow you are not realizing your full potential.
1. Never get sick. If you do, a bird will appear on the end of your bed and stare at you until you are either dead or cured.
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