some type of adult girl

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

something terrible has happened, and you find that you’re one of two people left on the planet. you have to repopulate with this person for the good of your species. would you rather fight to survive with the world’s greatest bowler or the world’s greatest improviser

world’s greatest bowler

pros

• adept use of fingers
• deadly accuracy
• likely owns many shoes
• will eat pretty much anything and love it

cons

• untrained in melee
  
• needs to constantly stop to restock projectiles
• uneven distribution of strength throughout body
• almost certainly bad at all other physical activity

world’s greatest improviser

pros

• encyclopedia knowledge of pop culture will preserve the past
• scrawny body is good for fitting through tight spaces
• is content with not having any money/material things
• probably has good stories about meeting, like, amy poehler

cons

• likely racist and in denial about it
  
• low stamina, susceptible to predators
• overrates how good SNL used to be
• may grow agitated without new pop culture to riff on

(via mrimmortal)