Dear Sir/Madam, 

Thank you for your submission in our National Geographic article contest. Unfortunately your article “God Doesn’t Exist Because Ted 2 Does” cannot be accepted as a legitimate scientific article. Furthermore, all submissions must be at least 2-5 pages long, instead you only provided one line. “No merciful god would ever subject his creations to such cruelty.” Once again, not a legitimate scientific inquiry. We apologize if we were unclear about what we were looking for, and wish you the best of luck in any further ventures. Thank you