literally anyone *tells me a story*

me in my head i wonder why spongebob is still single? he seems like a good guy. he has a permanent job and owns his own house. he's funny too.... a good quality to have in a boyfriend. is it because he can't drive? he tried :/ or is it because he loves krabby patties so much and wont let love in. either way at least he has gary :)

me yeah cool