Weird Al ...who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?

Robot I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a "Weird Al" to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.

Weird Al Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.

Robot Take the popular song ["All Ab%out That B%ass"] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.

Weird Al fuck