some type of adult girl

script idea

• Weird Al: ...who are you? And why do you look just like me? What is it that you want?
• Robot: I am "Weird AI" Yankovic. This world needs a "Weird Al" to make pretty freaking epic song parodies. Am programmed to replace you seamlessly after death. Never tire. Can write funny song with 97 percent accuracy. Surrender the flesh.
• Weird Al: Oh yeah? No machine can just write a hit song, or re-write it with the lyrics changed to have some jokes about gherkins which are actually quite clever in my opinion. Hit me with your best shot.
• Robot: Take the popular song ["All Ab%out That B%ass"] Replace the word [B%ass] with [B%aste]. It is now about subject [Turkeys]. Release on Thanksgiving.
• Weird Al: fuck