yungmethuselah

Imagine having a ghost allergy, though. You could go into business doing paranormal investigations or w/e, just show up somewhere and wait to see if you start sneezing.

starveforbones

But what if you also had hayfever, so they’re like is it a ghost, and you can only shrug and say “could be the pollen, or a poltergeist.”

yungmethuselah

That’s what fine print is for.

jeezypetes

This is literally the premise of a kids book series!! Except I think he can see the ghosts too so when normies are like why are you sneezing so much he’s like… It’s those gosh darn dust mites (his ghost friend giggles and gives him a thumbs up or w/e)