friend did you know if you read this spooky story you die

me so don't read it then

friend i'm not gonna

me good, so don't

friend good, i'm not gonna

me it's good that you're not gonna read it

friend yes

the next day

me it's fucked up that most of the planet is dead

friend do you think if we read the story through like a telescope made out of cardboard tubes and mirrors, do you think, like, it would still "count"

me yeah probably