cooltrees:

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

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  4. drnoxvess said: Okay but SHC is an actual thing. Alien: “Human. I have come across records in your history of members of your species spontaneously bursting into flame. Please tell me this is more of your ‘Fantasy’.” Human: Nah dude. Wish I could, but nah. Happened a few times actually. Don’t know if they ever figured out how or why. Alien: Slowly inching away from the potential bomb sitting on the couch next to them “I-I see…”
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