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keepbeachcityweird:

THE SPACE HAND BLEW UP!!!  WE’RE SAFE!!!  But questions remain.  Like who blew it up?  And why did it come to Beach City?  And how come Peedee always gets to ride in the front seat?

I have my own theory: the Space Hand is connected to the Polymorphic Sentient Rocks!  Their goal?  TO HOLLOW OUT THE EARTH SO THEY CAN TRANSPORT IT TO THEIR STAR SYSTEM!  As shown here in this very technical animated sequence.

I’ll have to do some more investigating to find out THE TRUTH, but I have a feeling this is going to turn into something big.

Oh also, I saw Steven hanging out at the ol’ Brooding Hill.  He looked sad, but I think I gave him some good advice.

(via 5ci)