- Me: *goes to job interview*
- Me: *Is a fake ass bitch*
- Me: *Tells employer nothing but bold faced lies*
- Employer: You’re hired!
- Me as im leaving the office: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A HARD WORKING INDIVIDUAL YOU THOUGHT BITCH! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PUT YOUR COMPANIES INTEREST AHEAD OF MY OWN! ALL I WANT IS YOUR MONEY!
- Employer: What was that?
- Me: Im looking forward to starting Monday :)
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