March 8th, 2015 at 7:12PM

the signs as obscure stockphotos

vampkan:

aries: angry woman with financial instability on her back

taurus: dashing black man holding dangerously large dorito

gemini: disgusted businessman looks at crusty corn dog 

cancer: crying man is sheltering under an outdated laptop

leo: glamorous woman in bathing suit laughing at a parrot

virgo: cyber woman with corn

libra: aluminum woman fondling a computer mouse with an alluring gaze

scorpio: old punk woman with a skateboard

sagittarius: handsome man drinking coffee or tea with strong eye contact

capricorn: old rabbit man with lettuce

aquarius: woman attempting to reason with an extraterrestrial being

pisces: sleeping old man with biscuits 

(via fishy-lin)

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