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Here’s that one Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog cum just in case you needed it

no you know what i have to reblog this again

if this cup is actually filled with dog cum, what world does jon arbuckle live in where coffee is white transparent and goopy 

in the first panel we see him looking down into the cup, he is visually acknowledging that is not coffee. he then in the second panel takes a hard swig of it, and not until liz responds does he react to his mouth full of dog cum

he knew this was dog cum

he wanted to drink the dog cum

jim davis was a furry

Guys, it’s clearly not dog cum. You can’t get pregnant from DRINKING cum. Liz is a veterinarian. She would know that. So clearly this cannot be dog cum.

What is actually happening in this strip is that Garfield is pregnant with puppies and Liz is doing that thing where she congratulates the owner as if the owner is actually the parent. Garfield has been fucking a dog and is now gestating dog fetuses somewhere in his body. The coffee is unrelated to Liz’s comments andonly exists so that Jon can do a spit take. This is the only logical way to interpret this cartoon.

Every single time I see a new comment on this post it gets better and better.

what kind of vet leaves a mug of dog cum just lying around when they’re not even treating a dog? I’ll tell you what kind - the kind that knows that Jon Arbuckle is coming for an appointment, and is sick of him always drinking their fucking coffee. Liz clearly engineered this entire scenario. Maybe she even mixed the cum into coffee to make it more likely for him to accidentally drink it. Nobody fucks with Liz

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