Things Customers Have Told Me At Work
-“I’m 46 years old and still have 8 baby teeth!”
-“I still talk to my dead dog,”
-“I should have died 25 years ago.”
-(10 minutes of rambling about how he can’t live off social security anymore)
-“Can you tell [coworker] to stop stalking me?”
-“I’ve eaten paint before… It’s not that good.”
-“You better start liking fish. What happens when you’re married and your husband wants seafood?” “Not eat it?” (customer looks dumbfounded after that)
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