weetaeil:

Me: takes a shower and washes face
Me: I am a new being, the old me has left this realm and I am cleansed, ready to begin a new era of self
Me: walks into my landfill room where five bags of open Doritos lay scattered about my bed. A rat chills in the corner with a joint and Satan is eating from a box of pizza left under my bed from September of 2014.

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