Editor’s note: So first of all, they should have blinged up the werewolf a bit, you know, because he’s a millionaire. He needs a diamond studded collar or something. The vampire biker is fine, I guess, though I don’t know, I guess he could do with a cape or badly photoshopped fangs. All we seem to be getting from the sexy alien is that he comes from planet disco ball, which is promising, but we could do with more.