Chocolate Raw nuts/seeds.

Oily/Fatty Snacks Kale, leafy greens.

Soda/Carbonated Drinks Actual, literal bubbles.

Chips/Salty Food Topsoil.

Cookies Freudian psychology.

Sweet Tea A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

Pasta/Carbs Pasta/Carbs.

Ice The sweet release of death.