December 15th, 2014 at 3:56AM
  • girlfriend: babe come over
  • Me: i can't i'm climbing up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside
  • girlfriend: my parents aren't home
  • Me: i crave that mineral
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