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“Just so you know, the carpet matches the drapes,” Medusa said with a wink so sexual that it made me feel like I had to pee. She leaned in really close to my sweating face and continued, “I am completely covered in little snakes down there." 

I anxiously gulped a comically loud gulp.

"A bunch of lil’ snakers,” she whispered.  

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