hey can you give me some tips about flirting with other girls because i'm bad at this shit

sure! the way i flirt with girls is:

• sweat profusely
• avoid eye contact at all costs, cute girls work kinda like the basilisk 
• realize half way through encounter that uve forgotten to breathe this entire time and gasp for breath so u dont die
• give weirdly detailed compliments like “wow your eye lashes accentuate how kind you look when you smile” 
• think a lot about how ur brains feel like spaghetti 
• leave immediately. go home and lie on your bed for the next 7 hours groaning about how bad you are at flirting with girls