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queenshulamit:

maraudinq:

If you ever feel sad just remember that when the British invaded india and wanted to get rid of all the snakes so they gave money to people for bringing them a dead cobra and then people started to breed cobras to get money and once the government realised, they dropped the reward so everyone just released their cobras so basically they ended up with way more cobras than they started with. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_effect omg

A British person pushes a crumpet around their plate morosely. They sigh, and take a sip of tea. The delicate, sweet flavor reminds them of the good old days of the British Empire and brutal colonialism. They smile, and start to chuckle. Remember when we invaded India and horribly oppressed their population? they think. There was that whole mix up with the bally snakes. What a laugh!

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