[white house phone rings]

blue ivy hello?

secret service member miss president, dr. west is on the phone.

blue ivy well put her on, I told you she has clearance

north west hey blue

blue ivy hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?

north good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?

blue ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?

north i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever

blue oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?

north that's classified but yes.