some type of adult girl

the future

• [white house phone rings]
• blue ivy: hello?
• secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.
• blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance
• north west: hey blue
• blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?
• north: good, good, how's dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?
• blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?
• north: i can't, we have to administer the anti aging serum that's keeping nicki minaj alive forever
• blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?
• north: that's classified but yes.