"I have so many people to thank for this award. Okay, first off, my Keds, because I couldn’t have done it without them. Thank you. Let’s give Michael a round of applause for emceeing tonight, because this is a lot harder than it looks. And also because of Dwight, too. So, finally, I wanna thank God, because God gave me this Dundie and I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”