sablingart:

Tangela sporting some new kicks

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bibo:

Person who named those mushrooms “toadstool” was a god damn genius

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My stomach just made a noise like a motorcycle failing to start and im not sure if that means i should eat more wheat thins or that i should stop eating wheat thins :/

hoofpeet:
“Dinosaur ladies that appeared in my dream last night
”

hoofpeet:

Dinosaur ladies that appeared in my dream last night

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asker

manicdragondreamgirl asked:

Just wanted you to know that your tags on things are always very witty and you often make me laugh! Thank you <:

Thank you!!! That’s so sweet 🥺💚🐸

femaleprofiles:

this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!

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asker

Anonymous asked: You reblogged a post from beetledrink recently. Earlier this week, he reblogged a post from illustrator and writer Edward Gorey, who self-identified as asexual but in recent years has been accused of using that label to hide from accusations of sexual violence. Please delete beetledrink’s post.

lcp0110:

bogleech:

newtgeiszler:

beetledrink:

newtgeiszler:

you BETTER be joking anon

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step up and delete my post, newt

s-sorry, sir

there is absolutely zero mention anywhere on the internet of any controversy like this ever happening and Edward Gorey died 20 years ago

i love this website so fcjing much

sitcomprophet:

Seinfeld is just a series of Am I The Asshole posts & the answer is always yes

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drkshdwbnch:

dubious-dyke:

drkshdwbnch:

c3po:

fool me once: umm okey..

fool me twice: wtf o_O

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

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