My stomach just made a noise like a motorcycle failing to start and im not sure if that means i should eat more wheat thins or that i should stop eating wheat thins :/
manicdragondreamgirl asked:
Just wanted you to know that your tags on things are always very witty and you often make me laugh! Thank you <:
Thank you!!! That’s so sweet 🥺💚🐸
this quarantine got me feeling like luke’s guy walker… trapped on dagobah with that gay little frog, help LOL!
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Anonymous asked: You reblogged a post from beetledrink recently. Earlier this week, he reblogged a post from illustrator and writer Edward Gorey, who self-identified as asexual but in recent years has been accused of using that label to hide from accusations of sexual violence. Please delete beetledrinkβs post.
Seinfeld is just a series of Am I The Asshole posts & the answer is always yes
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c3po:
fool me once: umm okey..
fool me twice: wtf o_O
fool me three times i piss so hard it rips
w..what rips
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