Gold-plated coffee spoons from 1901 in an Art Nouveau flower design by Gustav Gaudernack, an Austrian artist from Bohemia who mainly worked in Norway.
@NouveauDeco
Hi my name is Ever Given Ever’Green Imbari Golden Class and I have a long green hull (that’s how I got my name) with white letters that reach across my back and a red bulbous prow like a dolphin’s fin and a lot of people tell me I look like Sapphire Princess (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Conti Cortesia Ever’Green Marine but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a Golden Class Container Ship but my deck is straight and wide. I have smooth green paint. I’m also a Cargo Ship, and I sail in a shipping lane called called the Suez Canal in Egypt where I’m part of a caravan (I’m three). I’m a ship (in case you couldn’t tell) and I sail mostly in the ocean. I love Hot Topic and I ship all my clothes to there. For example today I was shipping a thousand black corsets with ten miles of matching lace and a lot of discounted black leather miniskirts, pink fishnets, and combat boots. I was carrying black containers, white containers, black half-containers, and wearing red eye shadow. I was sailing through the Suez canal. It was windy and full of sand so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of tugboats told me I was about to run aground. I put my middle finger up at them.
I’m actually totally fine with she/her and I usually say/write that when asked but putting it after my name on zoom or an email signature feels like a tombstone
I feel weird about the growing trend of putting pronouns in like your zoom name or professional email signatures because it’s obviously like… a net positive for everyone to be more aware of nb and gnc people whose names/presentations don’t match their pronouns and for cis people to normalize that. But also I don’t really want to identify myself as a she/they to cishets but i also don’t want to write she/her because it feels inauthentic but also I don’t want to leave it off and seem unwoke
my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today
