pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird’s mouth confidently and without doubt
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Canβt stop thinking about the nap dream i had yesterday where instead of wearing sunglasses all the time bc of migraines i wore a unicorn mask but i got drunk and passed out at a party and someone took it and i had to go around to all these friends of friends the next day asking for it back and explaining that i needed the unicorn mask for medical reasons :(
What if you met this girl at a party and she said lets make out and you went to take the unicorn head off and she said no i need to wear this for medical reasons
Can’t stop thinking about the nap dream i had yesterday where instead of wearing sunglasses all the time bc of migraines i wore a unicorn mask but i got drunk and passed out at a party and someone took it and i had to go around to all these friends of friends the next day asking for it back and explaining that i needed the unicorn mask for medical reasons :(
Uquiz which vaccine are you first question pick one of these Florence and the machine lyrics
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Like 5 years ago when i was on tinder i matched with this girl who said she wasn’t interested in anyone who didn’t cover their food with cling wrap before microwaving it. I don’t think we ever messaged or anything but i still think about her sometimes
Mimosa leaves - Grace Denio Litchfield & Helen Maitland Armstrong, ill. - 1895 - via Internet Archive

I got a tattapic of this :) if i got it as a real tattoo i would make it a little smaller and have the artist flatten the curve a little so it would follow the line where a shirt would fall against my neck
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