Everyone wants to know about new kinds of guys no one wants to hear anout the list of girls i know about and want to interview so bad

katy-l-wood:

HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND THE BEST FUCKING HOUSE EVER. I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE GIVE ME $3.75million RIGHT NOW.

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What even is this??? Why are there so many shapes? Why is there a fake mining tunnel with cars about to drop off a bridge like in a bad western?

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There is just. So much going on here. And I love all of it. Supposedly that garage fits 11 cars and comes with a lift and a painting setup.

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IMAGINE the DND games you could have right here.

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Look at this fucking castle shit. Apparently there’s a huge dumbwaiter to bring up your firewood. And does that support pole have a tiny rock climbing wall???

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OH MY GOD IT DOES. And there’s a piano with…rails? IDK.

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I have 10% of an idea what’s happening here but is that…bench? covered in a string of heads??? With some kind of…prayer kneeling thingy at the end there? What is happening. What kind of weird religious bastard built this place?

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I have so many questions about this random mining tunnel thing. So fucking many.

There’s even a 3D tour available: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/36570-Us-Highway-24-N-Buena-Vista-CO-81211/2076799379_zpid/?

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placesandpalaces:

Wieliczka salt mine, Poland

In southern Poland, Lake Wessel lies inky and unmoving in the deep. Filling the bottom of an old salt mine, it’s just one component of the UNESCO World Heritage Site which has been a functioning mine since the 13th century. Featuring supreme carpentry, centuries-old brickwork and ornate salt-crystal chandeliers in cavernous dining rooms, this fantastical setting is a favorite for the Polish film industry. The mine’s attractions include dozens of statues and four chapels carved out of the rock salt by the miners. The older sculptures have been supplemented with new carvings made by contemporary artists. About 1.2 million people visit the Wieliczka Salt Mine annually. 

(Source, source)

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thyrell:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

evilscientist3:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

there’s no way to befriend office workers. they don’t know why bitcoin is bad. did you hear me Susan? you don’t even understand why b

someone asked me what my dream car is today. buddy I do not dream of having cars

theyre like wild beasts really. if you maul one to make an example then the others will learn to respect you and you can lead them around your locality committing crimes, atrocities, etc.

thanks! have always wondered how cars work

hi forza player here!! cars can go to heaven or hell depending on how you drive them

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sickxknives:

I think I may have bought the smallest knife ever!?

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Fakeass ad doesn’t even know in Maryland doesn’t have dmvs

cosmictapestry:

the bird sanctuary I used to work for just posted this picture of a baby vulture who needs pants because he won’t stop messing with his leg splints 😭

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totallyfubar:

nightstargalaxy:

totallyfubar:

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

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jade-sutures:

should-be-sleeping:

amishsicario:

tiffanarchylives:

tikkety-tok:

He’s our king

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

what the FUCK

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diycrochets:
“Rainforest Retreat shawl by  oobigaloobi
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diycrochets:

Rainforest Retreat shawl by oobigaloobi

leetlesnakeygremlin:

a small collection of tarnished keys on a counter-top. at the top are two heavy antique keys. most of the other keys have teeth that look like they fit toolboxes.ALT

Keys!! Harvested from an abandoned house near my girlfriend’s.

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jaywrites:
“radley-writes:
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omg this is PERFECT
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No no, BabyNames.com is racist. BehindTheName at least does reaserch.
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This is wack as hell i just make them up in my brain

jaywrites:

radley-writes:

stories-by-rie:

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omg this is PERFECT

No no, BabyNames.com is racist. BehindTheName at least does reaserch.

This is wack as hell i just make them up in my brain

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