April 9th, 2021 at 7:56PM

yourdyingwish:

okay guys. new uquiz. choose anything but a man and you will escape my dungeon

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140 notes #this was a lot easier than the ones where you have to pick a man out of other men#i never know the men. I don’t know how to pick them
April 9th, 2021 at 7:45PM

transgenderer:

if david lynch was a crab hed be called david pinch and hed be able to edit his movies by hand with his sharp claws. so think about that a little

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38,059 notes #ok
April 9th, 2021 at 2:17PM

submech:

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utterly plastered

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April 9th, 2021 at 2:16PM

grungegoths:

i guess prince philip just wasnt ready for white boy summer 

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8,842 notes #this made me laugh and then i had to explain it to my parents#my dad said he knew about white boy summer
April 9th, 2021 at 2:15PM

lloras:

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April 9th, 2021 at 2:13PM

1dietcokeinacan:

im-a-mango:

1dietcokeinacan:

Happy Friday sluts let’s do nothing and die

Prince Phillip really took this post seriously

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April 9th, 2021 at 11:08AM

realistichuman:

sadhoc:

sadhoc:

cock and ball therapy

cognitive behavioral torture

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April 9th, 2021 at 11:06AM

1999babi:

toy capsules

source 1, 2, 3, 4.

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642 notes #ohhhh i love them and their little prisons
April 9th, 2021 at 11:02AM
the1920sinpictures: “Spring, 1920 The “Home Book of Fashions” from “Ladies’ Home Journal” magazine. From Vintage Pattern Nerd Boutique, FB. ”

the1920sinpictures:

Spring, 1920 The “Home Book of Fashions” from “Ladies’ Home Journal” magazine. From Vintage Pattern Nerd Boutique, FB.

44 notes #drip
April 9th, 2021 at 10:59AM

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I got this drink bc i liked the colors but its making my mask burps smell like silicone lube :/

1 note #also it tastes bad#my passion for new beverages continues to hurt me and makes me stronger
April 9th, 2021 at 10:36AM

gimmickbird:

gimmickbird:

I’m not sure we can really “claims to be pro life” about a dude who said he hoped when he finally dies he would reincarnate as an infectious disease to kill poor people

@larn


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Claims to be pro-death lives 99 years anyways

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April 9th, 2021 at 10:34AM

sunblocklesbian:

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Snetzels. 🐌🐌🐌

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April 9th, 2021 at 10:33AM

Savory granola bars WHEN

1 note #it bothers me that my only on-the-go snack units are sweet#i want potato chips in a shelf stable bar form
April 9th, 2021 at 12:31AM
hyydraworks: “Behold a silver beaked Blue Willow chicken, a few of these round girls will be in the Etsy update on Saturday Feb. 13th happening at 12 pm EST. ”

hyydraworks:

Behold a silver beaked Blue Willow chicken, a few of these round girls will be in the Etsy update on Saturday Feb. 13th happening at 12 pm EST.

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2,603 notes #🥲
April 9th, 2021 at 12:29AM

jeezypetes:

Everyone wants to know about new kinds of guys no one wants to hear anout the list of girls i know about and want to interview so bad

1) girl my friend went on a date with who said she was “looking for [her] draco malfoy”

2) girl my coworker went to college with who would spend hours gazing into the quad pond and twice sat down next to him in the cafeteria and immediately vomited all over her food

3) girl my girlfriend met in college who had to watch an episode of rugrats first thing every morning before she could start her day

2 notes #there are a lot of women i want to interview but right now these are my top three