-house finds a patient from an idiots in cars or public freakouts video
-house treats an esports gamer girl he watches after he sees her pass out at an event and after many failed attempts at diagnosing her and near brushes with death they discover her fast reflexes are actually a symptom of a disease and theyre going to start her on a treatment but it might make her motor skills weaker. house says “I guess girls really can’t play games.”
-house treats a homeless person who claims to be an ex pop star. house believes her. everyone else thinks shes lying or crazy (taking bets). house is convinced shes GRIME100000, a singer who went missing . things keep happening to disprove this (he asks sarcastically if she’s a missing tsarina too and she claims she is but immediately has a seizure) this concerns house but he wont show it. but wilson knows. Anyway he comes into the room and hes been playing her music bc he believes her and is angry shes too crazy to prove him right and she asks to hear the next song on the album but she needs house to press the button bc her hands are numb. he presses the skip button on spotify and observes her hands as he listens to the next song, but Stares suddenly when he hears a certain lyric. He deduces from this lyric that they need to dig up her ex husband, the tech giant’s grave to see if he gave her neurosyphilis or maybe hes still alive and they have to help Titanic Musk before he dies of syphillis too. (Idk which yet. This is based off a future event)
-taub has to save someone hes having an affair with on VRchat but first they have to locate them. this is like a house x law and order episode in my mind. they have severe agoraphobia and cant go outside. house chooses a strange and possibly offensive series of avatars to communicate with. Actually they all have to be in in VR like code lyoko. its tv its never completely accurate. house learns that what he assumed was a glitch onscreen was actually a tic or seizure and he solves it
If I got ahold of Joe Biden’s phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off
Stop replying to this with “I would link Homestuck discourse! I would make a carrd! I would post Onceler stuff!” like guys. Guys. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but this won’t work. Everyone will know it was a hack. But adding a they pronoun to the bio? Oh, baby, that’s a toss-up. We would bear witness to three gorgeous hours of the biggest Twitter storm you have ever seen. It would be better than superhell night.
