Forbidden boba
(Iām collecting toadspawn for an educational park program)
english lit bloggers explaining why a tumblr post is scientifically funny
Actually rats domesticated us
Rats 300,000 years ago: boy those primates are great at building shelters and storing food. What if we could learn to control them by pulling on their hair
i want it
being attracted to men and women is not called being bisexual stop spreading misinformation. its called being a beautiful woman who has so much to tell and offer
People on here start typing out posts like its just a regular post and then like halfway thru start referring to characters by their first names like we’re all reading posts ready to be in that fictional universe with them
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#please imagine this as the first act of a twisted psychological thriller#just imagine... his student finds an earring on the ground. i think you dropped this! she says. giggling#you husband smiles and thanks her and without pausing puts it into his ear lobe#the student stops giggling. its obvious his ear was not pierced. he grimaces. the blood#thats SCARY and it sounds like a lie







