the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is “finally, real coffee”
Uniquely painted home in Albuquerque, New Mexico is party ready.
Dance down the hall to the music of…
a state-of-the-art juke box. At least, I think that’s what it is.
Your living room on some cold-ass planet with a great view of earth.
Space age entertainment wall and fireplace looks DIY- I see some creases and gaps in the metal.
Now, in the kitchen, there are pedestrian, dated cabinets, but the counter is purple with red “V’s.” The cabinet doors have hinges painted to match the V’s, though.
Then, “Let it gooooo, let it gooooo,” in your Frozen dining room.
The master is a tame purple & gold. The fixture projects a nice design on the ceiling.
Dinner guests are sure to enjoy the huge window between the dining room and master bath.
The 2nd bedroom has a grouping of rub-on frames divided by a weird diagonal line.
The 2nd bath.
In the yard is a foamy, lit waterfall.
And, on the other side of the waterfall is some godforsaken planet. Oh, and the listing says “Inspiration behind the art upon request.” I think we can kind of figure that out. Anyway, all this is available for $265,000.
forever thinking about the fanfic i read with my friends where michael myers is y/n’s daddy dom but you’re both institutionalized and the first time he speaks to you is saying “good job baby girl” because you won at Uno during rec time
considering getting into that really bad industry plant girl punk band just to be contrarian but idk if I can swaddle myself in enough layers of irony to be able to manage it
me, donning my protective Irony Suit before trying to convince myself that Tramp Stamps™ is “so bad it’s good”
i will say i’m a really big fan of how they talk about donald trump as if he were still president, definitely gives the whole thing a heightened sense of artificiality
in terms of the Scam that the obvious industry plant tik tok girl band is working, I would literally not know about them or even be commenting on them if people weren’t laughing about what an obvious scam they are. Communication is violence.
