house treats a patient who is an instagram influencer. there are many ways she could have gotten sick, parties, drugs, etc. She also had a disastrous failed makeup launch last year and shes been very depressed since then. they cant figure it out. she takes an instagram selfie in the hospital bed. house thinks this is obnoxious. wilson says its the way of the world now and its pretty brave of her to take pictures of herself in such a weakened state. house, who watches tea spill or something, says “brave of her to post after all that weight gain.” and eats a pill, amused. wilson, who watches tea spill by proxy when house watches it, says “house, a business pursuit gone wrong as hers did can be really stressful. give her a break. people hassle her enough as it is over her weight and the hairs in her lipsticks online as it is.” house is like
wilson does the anime sweatdrop irl and says “i-i only know that from watching over your shoulder i dont watch Here For The Tea by myself or anything” but house is already walking away.
“Youre fat.” Housesays as he hobbles into her room. “Ummm excuse me?!” she says, taken aback. “I said you’re fat. but now that I’m thinking about it, maybe just really really bloated is more accurate. You have worms.” she is even more offended but intrigued because hes house. “Those white “strings” in your lipstick weren’t from white gloves, theyre tapeworms.” (cgi showing worms in her body) “those tapeworms are rare and only exist in a few places. They lied to you and said it was gloves but it was actually contamination. Those tapeworms have been in your body and eating all the medicine we gave you and is metabolizing it in a deadly way.” she is shocked snd horrified. “we’re starting you on tapeworm drug. it will heal you.” he smirks slightly. “Now might be a good time to drop the name of that lab you worked with.” he says as he walks out. You Cant Always Get What You Want plays.
hey if you’re disabled or chronically ill & have a hard time standing i want you to know that it’s ok to sit down when able bodied people wouldn’t or aren’t. not just in the context of using a wheelchair but just like. whenever. pull up a stool in front of the stove when you make mac & cheese. kneel on a chair in front of the sink when you’re washing the dishes. going outside to smoke/wait for a cab/whatever? pop a squat on the sidewalk/curb/stoop. get a shower chair. it’s not weird or shameful to minimize your pain & it’s not worth wasting spoons just because “normal people would do it standing up”
maybe i’m just going slowly insane but the picture they used in this article about gay people walking fast i found today while procrastinating on my writing is driving me to hysterics. there are actual tears running down my face right now.
This blog is so old and filled with tiny pieces of personal information you could figure out my full name birthdate home address work school etc you could ruin my whole shit i just trust that no one would ever put in the time and effort to go through hundreds of thousands of posts necessary to do this <3
It’s weird when you stumble onto something you’ve never heard of, never seen a single stray reference to in any context, that’s apparently been so big for so long that you would have definitely expected to be at least dimly conscious of it by now, but no, it’s like a parallel universe just converged into yours and you just gotta live with it now. Like, for instance, seeing a bunch of weird toys at Wal-Mart and looking them up to find out they tie in with an ordinary suburban Christian family who market themselves and their kids as youtube gamers with over 12 billion views. Okay.
“Are you talking about the Ryan gamer family”
Oh.
I was not.
So now I know this has happened more than once actually.
I was talking about this one:
This is a collectible toy of just….a mom? A real mom? And there’s toys of her husband and children? Just in normal stores?? Because they all play video games and put it on youtube…???…….I really didn’t think I was old enough to start feeling confused or disquieted by what’s popular with modern children but here we are I guess
