the brain texture of the kids whove been raised exclusively on amogus spiderman poop in the pool moana elsa small intestine surgery mrbeast 24/7 livestream must be unreal its like how veal is made
My gf is coming over tomorrow what % chance do u think i have that she’ll think it’s cute and quirky that i have a poorly mended bowl full of used press on nails and a blunt on my bathroom sink. Do you think i can raise or lower this percent by calling it a) an experiment b) art c) aesthetic
My favorite guy at the vaccine clinic today was the one who after I reminded him not to share any pictures on social media was like. Stopped in his tracks. Full eye contact. “oh don’t worry. I would never do that. I don’t use social media. No one even knows I’m getting my vaccine today. I’m not a follower.” Like ok but i absolutely did not ask
Man how did Hannibal’s house even get built, it has a fucking meat locker basement so even putting aside the fact that you need an architect to design it and a civil engineer to sign off on it, imagine all these builders constructing it like “huh this is weird” then a month after they finish the job they’re getting murder bulletins like the morning traffic report. Surely one of them would have been like “hey guys…?”
remember 2013 when you could just say something like “pornhub is just How It’s Made for babies” and everyone would be like “hoLY COW ARE YOU ON drUGS xD THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ARE HERE” *122 supernatural gifs* *30 links to a scam website* *random selfies of people reacting to the post*
